Fanboys & Aliens: The Bunny Ranch owner is about makes all geek’s fantasies come true.

It’s been a dream of fanboys young and old since the first green skinned alien babe was seduced by the playboy of the Federation, James T. Kirk. And who hasn’t had impure thoughts about Princess Leia in that golden slave girl bikini at least once? (Incidentally that costume frequently ranks in the top 3 of most sexiest sci-fi babes).

And thankfully due the recent barrage of geek themed porn bringing decades of slash fiction to life with titles like Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, Justice League XXX: Parody and This Ain’t Avatar porn companies have been making you’re dreams come true better than Hall & Oates.

 

Now Pimp of the Year, Dennis Hof, the entrepreneur and super genius behind the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, as seen on HBO’s Cathouse has decided to cash in on the recent trend. Along with his business partner, Madame to the Stars, Heidi Fleiss they’re opening up an alien babe themed brothel, aptly named the Alien Cathouse.

Now I know this might all sound either too good to be true or too goofy to work but Hof and Fleiss have promised that the doors to the Alien Cathouse will “open for business in a month or two,” after the two business partners have personally overseen a complete renovation of the location.

In a recent article in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Hof tapped Fleiss (aren’t puns great) specifically to be to his “chief alien design queen.”  The pair promised that the extra-terrestrial themed brothel will have “girls from another world” and that they will be clad in alien-themed costumes.

“The goal is to service geeks of all stripes, Hof explained to CBS Las Vegas — “everyone, all the Star Wars fans and Trekkies.” I’m picturing something like the cosplay ball at Comic-Con, only year-round. And more whorish. Hey! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…”

Hmmm…Strong with the Force this one is.

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Dorjan Javas Williams has been in Film/Video production for 8+ years. Starting out as an intern and then a production assistant for several production companies in the Miami area, he has worked on set for all types of productions ranging from independent films, student films, music videos, documentaries, commercials, red carpet events and reality shows. Over the years, he has followed his passion to Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, Philadelphia, Chicago, Tampa even London. Recently, he has even taken on the role of production supervisor and instructor at two South Florida institutions, the Miami Film School and Miami Media School. As Production Supervisor, he assisted the film students in helping them prepare, develop, shoot and edit their short films as well as, helping them verify their film shoot locations, permits, props, release forms, cast and shot lists. Then as Instructor, he taught students Filmmaking and Production which included camera, lighting, sound, pre-production, script review and casting. As of Spring 2014, Dorjan has produced, written, directed and edited 4 short films, of which 3 have won awards from local film festivals for Audience Favorite. He is currently working on completing his first anthology series, See No Evil. His objective is to ultimately fulfill his dream of becoming a full-time 'anthology' writer/director, by producing films and short films series series that present different stories and characters within each episode or season. He can be contacted here.