It’s been a dream of fanboys young and old since the first green skinned alien babe was seduced by the playboy of the Federation, James T. Kirk. And who hasn’t had impure thoughts about Princess Leia in that golden slave girl bikini at least once? (Incidentally that costume frequently ranks in the top 3 of most sexiest sci-fi babes).
And thankfully due the recent barrage of geek themed porn bringing decades of slash fiction to life with titles like Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, Justice League XXX: Parody and This Ain’t Avatar porn companies have been making you’re dreams come true better than Hall & Oates.
Now Pimp of the Year, Dennis Hof, the entrepreneur and super genius behind the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, as seen on HBO’s Cathouse has decided to cash in on the recent trend. Along with his business partner, Madame to the Stars, Heidi Fleiss they’re opening up an alien babe themed brothel, aptly named the Alien Cathouse.
Now I know this might all sound either too good to be true or too goofy to work but Hof and Fleiss have promised that the doors to the Alien Cathouse will “open for business in a month or two,” after the two business partners have personally overseen a complete renovation of the location.
In a recent article in the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Hof tapped Fleiss (aren’t puns great) specifically to be to his “chief alien design queen.” The pair promised that the extra-terrestrial themed brothel will have “girls from another world” and that they will be clad in alien-themed costumes.
“The goal is to service geeks of all stripes, Hof explained to CBS Las Vegas — “everyone, all the Star Wars fans and Trekkies.” I’m picturing something like the cosplay ball at Comic-Con, only year-round. And more whorish. Hey! Not that there’s anything wrong with that…”
Hmmm…Strong with the Force this one is.