Dysfunctional Christmas Classics

It’s that time of year again and ‘tis the season for the inevitable ‘Top 1 to 100’ or ‘Best of’ lists for what has been ostensibly been deemed as the best holiday classics attest 6 btw download. A tried and true (if not all too contrived) collection of holiday films, that just about anyone born within the last twenty to forty years can probably reiterate by memory herunterladen.

Names like Miracle on 34th Street, It’s a Wonderful Life, The Santa Clause, about a million different versions of A Christmas Carol or How the Grinch Stole Christmas would all be pretty safe bets on any list.  As I googled the subject matter this fine X-Mas Eve’s Eve morn, I encountered that disturbingly familiar trend of diabetes inducing holiday cheer ridden flicks that we’ve all come to know and loathe, I mean love herunterladen.

Well I’m just going to call a big fat sack of bah humbug bullshit on that tradition right now. It’s not that I don’t have any love for the holiday, it’s just that these candy coated tales of Christmas cheer have never resonated with me the way that they seemingly have with millions of others letterhead were available for download. Due in no small part to the fact that my mom was (and still is) a Jehovah Witness, so there wasn’t a candy cane, magical reindeer or tinsel drenched pine tree within a thousand yards of my house during the holidays schöne schreibschrift kostenlos downloaden. So that being the case, I always had an oddly outside-looking-in perspective to all things jolly this time of year. And just to be fair, thanks to my grandparents, my siblings and I were able to indulge to a degree in the festivities as long as we partook over their respective houses wie kann ich mir powerpoint kostenlos herunterladen.

And as anyone who has celebrated Christmas through the eyes of their grandparents, I certainly received more than my fair share of gaudy 3-striped tube socks and ill-fitting Christmas sweaters aoe 2 kostenlos downloaden vollversion. Maybe that’s why I developed the same jaundiced view of the holiday season as Ebenezer or the Grinch. Who knows? So a big fat Bah Humbug to all and hope you enjoy my Contrarian’s List of Christmas Classics musik herunterladen mit itunes.

  1. Die Hard (Fave Quote: Now I have a machine gun verbodspictogrammen. Ho ho ho.)
  2. Trading Places (Fave Quote: Hey filme auf dem mac herunterladen. Back off! I’ll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.)
  3. Batman Returns (Fave Quote: Life’s a bitch, now so am I.)
  4. Nat’l Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (Fave Quote: When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.)
  5. Gremlins (Fave Quote: You say you hate Washington’s Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you’re a leper.)
  6. Wonder Boys (Fave Quote: Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.)
  7. The Nightmare Before Christmas (Fave Quote: Eureka! This year, Christmas will be – OURS!)
  8. Scrooged (Fave Quote: If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I’ll rip your goddamned wings off! Okay?)
  9. A Christmas Story (Fave Quote: No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!)

About Dorjan Williams

Dorjan Javas Williams has been in Film/Video production for 8+ years. Starting out as an intern and then a production assistant for several production companies in the Miami area, he has worked on set for all types of productions ranging from independent films, student films, music videos, documentaries, commercials, red carpet events and reality shows. Over the years, he has followed his passion to Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, Philadelphia, Chicago, Tampa even London. Recently, he has even taken on the role of production supervisor and instructor at two South Florida institutions, the Miami Film School and Miami Media School. As Production Supervisor, he assisted the film students in helping them prepare, develop, shoot and edit their short films as well as, helping them verify their film shoot locations, permits, props, release forms, cast and shot lists. Then as Instructor, he taught students Filmmaking and Production which included camera, lighting, sound, pre-production, script review and casting. As of Spring 2014, Dorjan has produced, written, directed and edited 4 short films, of which 3 have won awards from local film festivals for Audience Favorite. He is currently working on completing his first anthology series, See No Evil. His objective is to ultimately fulfill his dream of becoming a full-time 'anthology' writer/director, by producing films and short films series series that present different stories and characters within each episode or season. He can be contacted here.